When planning a vacation, I consider it important to check my phone company’s coverage map. Here’s where I’ll be next week:
That looks perfect!!
I let my subscription to the New Yorker run out, so I missed getting a paper copy of this week’s Barack and Michelle Obama cover. No matter, I saw it anyway (just like everybody who watches cable TV or reads blogs) before the magazine was even released. Why are we still printing things on paper?
The cover led to a New York Times story about how it’s hard to write jokes about Barack Obama.
“Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay” somehow made fun of a shameful military prison, so if there’s humor in that, I’m sure there’s humor in the Obama campaign somewhere. Especially if you’re not trying too hard. I’m sure Leno and Letterman are pulling it off. Ditto with JibJab.
I have to be honest, I never found JibJab vidoes especially funny, and they seem to play things awfully safe for satire. But it is what it is. The new one about the campaign is pretty cute, and the animation has been stepped up a notch. But can they make fun of Obama? Yeah. The Disneyesque Obama scene seems like it nails it: Obama as Uncle Walt in the Magic Kingdom.
Actually, wait, give me a minute to think about that concept to make sure there’s nothing racist about it.
I’ve been helping retouch some old family photos. Here’s one before and after:
That’s my Grandpa, my dad’s dad. He died when I was six, but I know he was a banker and a World War II veteran. This photo must have been taken in the 1920s. I wonder what Grandpa would think about us being able to fix old photos of him using a computer.
This time next week, I’ll be high in the mountains on a five-day backpacking trip through Yosemite National Park. There are no towns or resupply stations on our route, so we have to carry everything on our backs. You really think carefully about how much stuff weighs when you travel this way. Right now I’m working on clothes. (Do I bring more than one shirt? How many socks do I really need?) I’ve already tackled food and other basic gear. Some of the things I’ve considered:
- I’ve been comparing labels to figure out which foods pack the most energy per weight. Peanut butter is freakin’ amazing. Skippy has 190 calories in a 32g serving! But Smart Balance peanut butter is even better - 200 calories per 32g. Fig Newtons seemed like a good bet, but they only have 110 calories in a 31g serving. They’re staying back. Cliff Bars are coming. Dried apples are staying back. When was the last time you compared nutrition labels and bought the product with a higher calorie count?
- Not gonna schlep a whole roll of toilet paper. I unspooled a few feet of Scott 1000 (one-ply). Then I wrapped it around a ball-point pen, took the pen out, and put the small spool in a Ziploc.
- Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soap is a must. It’s dish and laundry detergent, hand soap and shampoo all in one concentrated bottle.
- Spare shoelaces are another necessity. They can also be used to repair a tent or a pack in an emergency.
- A big thing of sunscreen got decanted into a small squeeze bottle.
- The tent, sleeping bag, sleeping pad, water filter and stove are all of the lightweight variety. My flashlight is a tiny two-LED number that takes a single, miniature six-volt battery.
- No iPod.
- No cell phone.
- No GPS.
- No compass.
- No Swiss Army knife. (I’m bringing a tiny Leatherman tool that has a blade.)
- No shaving kit. No comb. No mirror either.
- There’s a school of thought that advises cutting your toothbrush handle off, but properly cleaned teeth are a luxury I cannot give up, even for five days.
(Continuing my Scopitone obsession…)
At the beginning of this clip, the Tornados seem like a bunch of squares, what with their brown suits and robot helmets. But wait til the end when they light a huge fire and fight with the cops!
One of the Waterfalls, seen from the Manhattan Bridge bike lane.
Heading home via the free Water Taxi to the Brooklyn Ikea.
Suddenly, I’m obsessed with finding a Scopitone machine.
What was the Scopitone? It was one of those splendid electro-mechanical clunkers that people relied on for entertainment in the pre-digital world. Scopitone was one of several brands of European-made jukeboxes that played 16mm films on a built-in screen, kind of like an early version of MTV. They appeared in bars in the 1960s and had apparently vanshied by the end of the decade.
I’m sure the machine was a marvel itself, but oh the videos! Think Leslie Gore, Bobby Vee, French pop music and burlesque striptease. The Scopitone films are saturated with jiggling girls, barely rehearsed dance numbers, and vivid tertiary colors. The surviving recordings, at least the ones you can find on YouTube, will haunt you with their warm, analog sound.
Susan Sontag listed Scopitone films as part of the “canon of Camp,” right between Tiffany lamps and The Brown Derby restaurant. Here we have camp in the form of a weird, forgotten collision of culture and technology. I’d love to see a Scopitone machine if one still exists somewhere.
Credits: Info about Scopitone from Wikipedia, Scopitones.com, and the Scopitone Archive, where I found the vintage ad that appears at the top of this post.
I was inspired to look up Scopitone after it was mentioned in this week’s episode of The Venture Bros.
What do you think of the new Walmart logo?
This new logo accomplishes the impossible: It makes the old Wal-Mart logo look good!
It already looks dated and generic. People had the same complaint about the new Payless logo in 2006. Our creative director at work compared it to the Parmalat logo, but I think the Parmalat logo is better.
(Image from Walmartstores.com)
I did a quick-reaction story yesterday for PDNOnline about Iran’s use of photoshop to create a propaganda photo: Newspapers Plan Corrections Over Iran Missile Photo
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