“Alice in Wonderland” has been recycled so many times in so many mediums that every living American probably has some childhood association with the story. Here’s mine: The 1985 music video for “Don’t Come Around Here No More” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Here’s Tom Petty at his coolest:
I’ve been thinking about my parents. Last week I turned 30. When my mom and dad were 30, they were providing for and raising a 10-month-old and a 3-year-old (me). By contrast, my biggest responsibility is taking care of a cat.
This week I read that Sesame Workshop is publishing some free e-books for children. One of them is “The Monster at the End of This Book,” first printed in 1971. I have dim memories of this book being read to me by my mom.
Yesterday I got one of those promotional e-mails Amazon sends out all the time….
So what, right? Here’s what: Amazon is making a recommendation based on a book I purchased in September 2000—Nine years ago!
One unique quality of library books is the notes past readers have written in them. To be clear: I never write in library books. But I enjoy that extra layer of the reading experience—trying to puzzle out what other readers were thinking based on scrawls in the margins. (Within limits—and I’m talking about legible notes, not obsessive highlighting or underlining, which is annoying.)
I especially like it when a reader has corrected a mistake, or made a sophisticated editing judgment:
I saw this sign recently near my apartment. I think it sums up the kind of neighborhood I live in:
Wired editor Chris Anderson and I are in the same line of work. The difference is he’s the top editor at a major business magazine, while I’m a mid-level editor at a small business magazine. He’s published a successful book called The Long Tail and is a popular public speaker; I can claim no such accomplishments. You might say he’s very skilled at his job. Until recently, I would agree.
A week ago, a reviewer for the Virginia Quarterly Review discovered that Anderson committed plagiarism in his upcoming book, Free: The Future of a Radical Price. In at least seven passages, Anderson fills in his argument with background paragraphs he copied from Wikipedia.
I just finished reading When Skateboards Will Be Free: A Memoir of a Political Childhood by Saïd Sayrafiezadeh. The book recounts Saïd’s life growing up with parents who were members of the Socialist Workers Party. Following marching orders from this fringe political group, his parents acted irrationally, to the detriment of their family. Saïd wrote this book with the best kind of journalistic detachment. We already know that he is totally invested in his own life story, so he has no need to over-explain his feelings. He just writes what he saw, and how he acted. It took courage to write like this. I actually feel wiser for having read his book.
Of course, I have a bias, given that I used to work with Saïd and his now-wife Karen. I met Saïd soon after I moved here in 2002. A fellow cyclist, he taught me the rules of the road for bike riding in New York City. (Rule 1: Buy the $100 bike lock, or your bike will get stolen.) In 2004, he and I organized a series of low-stakes office bets on the outcomes of the presidential primaries. (We both predicted Howard Dean would be elected.) He was one of the good guys at our office.
I’m really pleased to see Saïd’s name on such a high-quality book!
Recently I was asked to help update my church’s member directory. Recalling a bad experience with Olan Mills a few years ago, we decided to go the do-it-yourself route. Two professional photographers who are members of the congregation did the photography. I designed the directory in QuarkXpress. For the printing, I used Lulu.com. Lulu is an on-demand Internet-based publisher. You upload a PDF file to their site and then you can order as many copies of the book as you want. Lulu charged about $6 each for our directory – an 8-page full-color letter-sized booklet with a stapled cover, also full color.
There might be cheaper ways to do this, but the speed, quality and ease of Lulu was impressive. I would strongly recommend it to anyone who needs a book printed.
When I launched this blog earlier this year, having fun was only part of my motivation. I also hoped to raise my profile as a professional writer. Those of you who work in media – especially my friends in book publishing – know I have been relentless about promoting this site, perhaps to the point of annoyance.
Well, two months of hard work has paid off! Today I’m proud to announce that I’ve signed a deal with Random House to turn History Eraser Button into a book! The book will be much like what you read here every day, printed on paper and with at least 1/3 all-new content.
I’m not allowed to disclose how much I’m getting paid for this contract, but if you’re thinking “about $300,000,” I’d say you’re pretty close.
Already, my editors/marketing people have been discussing which blog posts will be easiest to re-purpose. “No right to be good” is a popular favorite, and will be stretched to fill a chapter. “This Ikea is going to suck” is good for at least five pages. “Please don’t talk to me about real estate” was never fully realized and can be greatly expanded. We figure we can fill a whole page by printing the word “Howahya?” in 72-point Helvetica. Sterling will be writing a lengthy introduction
Books, as history reminds us, were the original content aggregators.
But before I get too ahead of myself, I should thank all of you who have been so supportive of this project. I also hope you will buy my book when it goes on sale. I don’t want to sound like I’m begging, but the book really means a lot to me. If it does well they might let me write another one. The publication date is one year from now – April 1.
My friend Ned Vizzini is among those who contributed to the book Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure
Ned and other writers will be reading their six-word memoirs at KGB tonight at 7.
Curiously, the KGB event page misidentifies the subtitle of the book as “Sex-Word Memoirs.” Come to think of it, that’s a way better idea. Here’s mine:
Only thought of five words. Fuck!
More brainstorms welcome in the comments.