THE DRINKER'S ALPHABET

A-Alcohol:The key to surviving college
B-Beer:The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great
 for chugging
C-Class:What you're supposed to get up and go to  after a Thursday 
 night party
D-Dancing:A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually
 looks  pathetic
E-Emergency:The keg is empty or there is no one over
 21 in your  drinking party
F-Fucked Up:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your
 guts out
G-Games:Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging
 beers
H-Hang-over:Reminds you of how great last night was and
 how much you drank
I-Idiot:The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone
 else at the party
J-Jail:Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID
 or stagger home
K-Kissing:What you'll do to anything that moves after 15
 beers
L-Lord:Person you beg to get you out of every situation
 involving alcohol
M-Money:That which you no longer have due to too much
 partying
N-Not Again!:What you scream when you wake up beside
 someone you don't know
O-Oh shit!-What you say as you're falling down the
 stairs.
P-Pee:What you have to do every five minutes while
 you're drinking beer
Q-quilt:What you puked on last night in bed and have
 to clean in the morning-YUCK!
R-Reform:What you promise god you will do while
 you're puking in
 the toilet
S-Sex:What you did with that person you met last night
 while you were drunk
T-Ten:The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U-Underage:Most of the drinking population in college town
V-Vodka:The mother of all alcohols and the best way
 to get drunk in an hour
W-Worm:The part of Tequila that reminds you of
 Biology class tomorrow
X-X-Ray:How they can see into your stomach before
 they pump it
 Y-Yourself:The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every
 week-end
 Z-Zoned:How you will be for the next 12 hours
 following drinking
 
Congrats,  you have just received an amazing e-mail, 
so cool you'll have to pass it on. well anyway this for 
good luck on Valentines day.
For each copy of this letter you send out things will go
this way:
 
sent to nobody - bad luck, you're heart forever unhappy
 
sent to 1 person - mabey someone will dance with you
 
sent to 2 people - mabey you'll be asked to dance by
 your crush
 
sent to 3 people - you'll definitely be asked to dance by
 your crush
 
sent to 4 people - crush soda from your crush
 
sent to 5 people - mabey asked out by your crush
 
sent to 10 people - you'll definately be asked o0ut
 by your crush
 
sent to 15 people - you'll definately be kissed bye
 your crush
 
sent to 20 poeple - frenched by your crush
 
So wanna be kissed or broken hearted?  Send this letter.
 And Remember
 
  A peach is a peach,
  A plum is a plum,
  But a kiss ain't a kiss,
  Unless you use tounge.
  So open youre mouth,
  And close you're eyes,
  Give your tounge some exercise!