THE DRINKER'S ALPHABET A-Alcohol:The key to surviving college B-Beer:The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging C-Class:What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party D-Dancing:A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic E-Emergency:The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party F-Fucked Up:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out G-Games:Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers H-Hang-over:Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank I-Idiot:The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party J-Jail:Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home K-Kissing:What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers L-Lord:Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol M-Money:That which you no longer have due to too much partying N-Not Again!:What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know O-Oh shit!-What you say as you're falling down the stairs. P-Pee:What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer Q-quilt:What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK! R-Reform:What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet S-Sex:What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk T-Ten:The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk U-Underage:Most of the drinking population in college town V-Vodka:The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour W-Worm:The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow X-X-Ray:How they can see into your stomach before they pump it Y-Yourself:The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end Z-Zoned:How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking Congrats, you have just received an amazing e-mail, so cool you'll have to pass it on. well anyway this for good luck on Valentines day. For each copy of this letter you send out things will go this way: sent to nobody - bad luck, you're heart forever unhappy sent to 1 person - mabey someone will dance with you sent to 2 people - mabey you'll be asked to dance by your crush sent to 3 people - you'll definitely be asked to dance by your crush sent to 4 people - crush soda from your crush sent to 5 people - mabey asked out by your crush sent to 10 people - you'll definately be asked o0ut by your crush sent to 15 people - you'll definately be kissed bye your crush sent to 20 poeple - frenched by your crush So wanna be kissed or broken hearted? Send this letter. And Remember A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, But a kiss ain't a kiss, Unless you use tounge. So open youre mouth, And close you're eyes, Give your tounge some exercise!