WHAT AM I????
   
  
  THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.
  
  THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS 
  
  USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. 
  
  IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL 
  
  HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS 
  
  WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, 
  
  FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN 
  
  AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND 
  
  ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND 
  
  LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING 
  
  SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN 
  
  FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE 
  
  SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER 
  
  SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING 
  
  SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING 
  
  LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY 
  
  HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, 
  
  HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A 
  
  DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
   
   WHAT AM I???????
   
   AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS 
  
  NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
   
                
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
         .....TOOTHBRUSH.........
   
            what were you thinking?
  
  
  
  You PERVERT!
  
   send this message to ten of your most perverted friends or else...