6 Mar 2008 11:29 am   //   Filed under: In the news, Right now

Round up all the bicyclists!

Right now this is the top headline on CNN.com:

Cyclist may be suspect in Times Square bombing
A man on a bicycle is being sought as a possible suspect in today’s bombing at a military recruiting station in Times Square. Mayor Michael Bloomberg said the city is safe and New Yorkers should go on with their lives. New Yorkers, Bloomberg said, “are not intimidated.”

A man on a bicycle! Well, that narrows it down. Also, “not intimidated” is a gross understatement. “Dimly aware that something weird happened in Times Square” would be more precise.